The Saturday job

Don’t dribble. Don’t drip. Don’t dent delicate dishes; don’t damage doilies. Don’t disregard dark damp daubs: dab!

Don’t drawl; don’t droop.

Do dilute Darjeeling (dear!).

Don’t delay dusting; don’t defer dishwashing. Don’t dilly, don’t dally, don’t dawdle. Don’t dash! Don’t dart.

Don’t dragoon dowdy dowagers’ drooling dachshunds (dreadful dogs!).

Don’t dispense double dollops. Don’t doll-up. Don’t dress down.

Don’t drop doughnuts.

Don’t doodle daisies down discarded detritus. Don’t disrespect: don’t draw dinosaurs! DON’T doodle dangerous daggers.

Don’t dimple. Don’t delight. Don’t dance. Don’t disagree! Don’t disco – don’t dare dancehall.

Don’t daydream. Don’t drowse. Don’t dip Digestives. Don’t dream.

Don’t despair.

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