The opinion

I don’t read books, they’re expensive and dull. Too many words. It takes an age for anything to happen, pages and pages to turn. It hurts my wrist.

That’s another thing. They’re heavy, books. Don’t talk to me about ebooks. Don’t you know it’s bad for you, all that staring at screens?

I’d much rather have some nice pictures to look at. What’s wrong with television, or better yet, a film? Always things happening in films, you can’t move for things happening. I do like a good film.

Except foreign films. Don’t care for them. There’s too much to read.